Warning: If you have problems with the heart, do not read this book. This is one of those books that will stick with you forever. Willoughsby, Jane, Rachel, Fred, and Toucan Sam are just some of the characters that will stick with you for the rest of your life. After a tragic split between Jane and Toucan Sam, Jane finds herself all alone in the world. She finds her true self and commits herself to prostitution. Jane Austen tells a downcast story where Jane is pulled up, through many trials, and eventually meets her true love Fred. Damn...I wish. This scenario that I created is 100X better than Sense and Sensibility. It is actually a story about two lovely ladies who I call "the bitches" who find their "man." After about 300 pages of scenario, it finally tells you that they actually did find their man, which could be determined from the first page. The only question is, "Who is their man?" It wasn't worth it to find out. Let's just say it was Toucan Sam. This book didn't even deserve a review, but I'm warning you, don't read this piece of shit.

It'll be a cold day in hell when I give this book stars.

- G-Slapper