Now before I spit my usual venom, I'd like to say that it's very good of Relic to put a review of himself up on his own site. Of course, I'm assuming that he actually will put this up, and not just delete it like the fucking moron he is.

Now, I've known Relic for over two years. He's been one of my main adversaries since I was new to mudding. And I must say that despite the fact that he'll stoop low enough to pick on a newbie, he's very good at what he does. As far as I'm concerned, he's the best technical mudder out there. He's got the skills to pkill, rkill, and in general, kill. Unfortunately, he's not much of a runner when it comes to gaining levels. Either that or he's just a lazy ass, because he's too busy sitting in that stupid Laz-E-Boy he has in his picture. Go the the PicturePost to see.

Despite his skill at mudding, though, he lacks the ability to communicate effectively with his friends and enemies. If there's one thing I've learned from mudding, it's that persuasion is a more powerful weapon than any sword. That's one of his major shortcomings. Another is his apparent lack of any balls whatsoever. He'll only feud with me as long as he's got a huge level advantage on me. As soon as I catch up, he either leaves the mud or retires and joins the immortal staff.

But all in all, Relic isn't a bad guy. Besides, I can't hate anyone that looks like Gary Coleman.

-SiB