Canada is the cause of all our problems. Look at it, all of those beady eyed suckers live within 100 miles of our country. They just want a glimpse of glory, and they try to fucking steal it from us. Those bastards! They tap into OUR lakes, OUR rivers, and move into OUR jobs. Stop taking our jobs away from us you bitches! Stop trying to outdo us. It is destined failure. Besides, if you try to take over our country, we will blow the shit out of you. The only benefit of having you around is to crush you in hockey. I say we should annex Canada by war, and then decide not to keep them. They are such losers anyway. Besides, we don't want their unsuitable land for our garbage. Our garbage is too good for them. Canada shouldn't even be called a nation, rather a hole. It is a drain on other societies, and should be plugged up. How to do this is to build a solid cement wall on our border. Wait, no, lets build it a couple miles farther north just to piss them off and then have our troops patrol it. Anyone that tries to cross will be sent to EuroDisney. Don't get me started on EuroDisney. If it doesn't work, how about we just send some tanks in and let them have a simulation in their city. Sounds like fun. Nobody would care because it is Canada, the country that prides itself in making stools. How useless.

- G-Slapper