The following is an excerpt from an ICQ conversation.
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ICQ History Log For:
77072686 MuZZA_ChiC
Started on Sun Jun 25 00:30:26 2000
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Psycho SiB 6/24/200 11:30 PM: Who're
you?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/24/200 11:31 PM: u are?
Psycho SiB 6/24/200 11:31 PM: SiB.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/24/200 11:31 PM: ha?
Psycho SiB 6/24/200 11:32 PM: 17/M British Columbia, Canada
MuZZA_ChiC 6/24/200 11:33 PM: ok then 14/f/melbourne austalia
Psycho SiB 6/24/200 11:55 PM: Is that the place with the kangaroos?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/24/200 11:55 PM: yep......but in the city
Psycho SiB 6/24/200 11:55 PM: The kangaroos?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/24/200 11:56 PM: what
Psycho SiB 6/24/200 11:57 PM: Kangaroos in the city?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/24/200 11:57 PM: no
Psycho SiB 6/24/200 11:58 PM: You're confusing the hell out of me.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/24/200 11:58 PM: ok
Psycho SiB 6/24/200 11:59 PM: It's not a good idea to confuse me. Do you know who my father is?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/24/200 11:59 PM: do tyou know who my father is???
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:00 AM: Tell you what. I'll tell you who my father is, if you tell me who your father is.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:00 AM: my father is greek so that mean he has mafia
connection
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:01 AM: That's nothing. My father's far more powerful. His reach extends over the globe. Do you know who he is?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:01 AM: no
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:01 AM: Rick Moranis.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:02 AM: never heard of him
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:02 AM: Have you seen Spaceballs?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:03 AM: no
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:04 AM: You ignorant little Australian bitch. Rick Moranis is the most powerful man in the world. I AM: his heir.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:04 AM: whateva
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:04 AM: Hey...your dad has mafia ties, you say?
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:05 AM: Answer me when I'm talking to you, MuZZA_ChiC. I AM: Canadian. I demand respect.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:06 AM: yep in australia and europe
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:06 AM: Look. Your father has gangster ties. My father is Rick Moranis. We both come from very good stock. I propose that we hook up. Then we can fuck, and I can impregnate you. Our child will be the most powerful person on the planet.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:07 AM: heheheh
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:08 AM: This is no joke. Think aboot it, MuZZA_ChiC. Think long and hard aboot it. We have the potential to bring the most powerful human being onto the planet. Our heir will command more respect than even Rick Moranis himself! And all you have to do is fuck me. Isn't that a good deal?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:08 AM: i have a boy
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:09 AM: You already have a child?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:09 AM: b/f
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:09 AM: Yeah, but I'll bet your boyfriend isn't the son of Rick Moranis!
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:10 AM: hehehe..........bur he is asian and he as connection to
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:10 AM: I'm Asian too.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:11 AM: do have a pic?
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:11 AM: Yes I do. http://www.bseng.com/kwando2.gif
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:13 AM: your not asian
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:14 AM: Yes I AM:.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:15 AM: you dont look it age?
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:15 AM: Who are you to tell me what color my skin is, you racist little slut?
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:16 AM: I told you, I'm 17.
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:16 AM: I will cut you up with my gigantic knife.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:17 AM: im dont racist your fucked im going out with an asian tell me im going to be racist
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:17 AM: whateva
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:17 AM: Look. It's obvious that you have a boyfriend, and my dreAM: is never going to come true. So instead of impregnating you, how aboot a little cybersex?
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:18 AM: why?
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:18 AM: Well, I have to satisfy myself somehow. You can start. Just say something really sexy.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:20 AM: ok baby.......... i get on my knee and i undo your buttons with my teeth and give ytou head
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:20 AM: Thanks, that was the best I've ever had! I gunked up my keyboard, though.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:21 AM: you like?
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:21 AM: Yeah. I'm done now. Thanks.
MuZZA_ChiC 6/25/200 12:21 AM: hehehe me now
Psycho SiB 6/25/200 12:22 AM: Okay. I take off yer pants, and...OH SHIT, YOUR BOYFRIEND'S HOME! I'm outta here.